TGT Member Perks are so good! Get your Free TGT Membership to access freebies, sweet deals and the ultimate mouthgasm. 


If you have any questions or great ideas about the future of TGT, feel free to send them along! You'll receive a response within 2 business days.

If you're wanting to order TGT, claim your Free TGT Membership first because you must be a TGT Member to get access to legal crack. TGT is a powerful drug that can't just be handed out willy nilly. We need to know you're committed and ready to experience the ultimate mouthgasm.

If you are, keep in mind that the TGT Member Perks are AMAZING, and once you claim your Free TGT Membership, you'll be notified the moment the TGT Pop Up Shop reopens and you'll also have the opportunity to make special orders at any time with The Pastry Pimp directly.

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